I wish they all could be California

My new office-mate has finally returned from a long vacation after 3 1/2 weeks. I’d never actually met him before; he’d been on vacation the entire time I’ve been working at my new job.

His absence let me sort of create a faux coworker in my mind from the clues I’d picked up from everyone else. Reality finally walked in the door yesterday and it was almost like looking in a mirror.

He’s from California, picked up German over here, studied social science at Berkeley, graduated in ’99 and grew up in Grass Valley.

Things I’ve said to my twin so far:

“Tell me you ate tons of mexican food while you were there.”

“Grass Valley is where we would ‘go to town’ when we got paroled from summer camp.”

“Funnily enough I had my OWN visual thesaurus subscription!”

“Of course your mother had a really complicated apple corer, she bought it at Apple Hill!”

“Did you ever go into that nasty bar called Mannies?”

“Yes in California, it’s a DRY heat!”

“No I do not like the Oxford comma!”

“I lived around the corner from Godzilla Sushi it’s my FAVORITE!”

I think we’ll get along just fine. I am really curious about my boss and his fondness for hiring clones though.

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