Four nights alone and I’ve completely taken over the bed.
This is different from business-trips past where I respectfully stuck to my side and woke up with one half of the bed in pristine condition, hardly a wrinkle marring the vast empty expanse that is “his side”. By night two I was waking up in the mornings flat on my back, arms and legs extended wide, marking the spot.
The bed. All mine. We’ll discuss which portion you can have when you get back babe.