Even with the level of English literacy that even most gas station attendants in Germany enjoy these days, you still come across signs like these. I get more than my fair share of giggles from them. Unfortunately this was taken on a Sunday so I wasn’t able to find out what they sell. I’m guessing it’s not porn.
Wouldn’t be a bad name for that though. Mighty inspires a certain confidence, don’t you think?
In the same vein, I’ll have to share a picture of this wine store in town at some point when I get the chance. It’s called Ass Wein. Contrary to what the name implies, they don’t cater to a niche fetish clientele. “Ass” in this context means “Ace“, which when you think about it doesn’t make for a great name either, really.
Come to think of it, there was also this trade magazine I came across as a PR intern in Munich that had a choice name as well: Ass Compact.
Now that really does sound like porn!
(Ok, after taking a moment to look, Mighty Weeny appears to be a store catering to the graphitti / tagger community. The name itself remains a mystery.)